then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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