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How was your Memorial Day?

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Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.

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(717): How was your Memorial Day? (1-717): Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name. http://tfl.nu/grou

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(541): View more from Oregon

You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.

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(541): You don't need id to drink rum in an alley. http://tfl.nu/aqpy

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(478): View more from Georgia

i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick

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(478): i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick http://tfl.nu/86s0

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At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump

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(843): At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump http://tfl.nu/qbro

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and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?

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not the response he usually gets im sure.

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(802): and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college? (1-802): not the response he usually gets im sure. http://tfl.nu/gci3

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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.

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was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?

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(717): Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag. (610): was it embarrassing when you had to say yes? http://tfl.nu/rz29

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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide

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(518): I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide http://tfl.nu/vkti

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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.

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(630): Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches. http://tfl.nu/xanx

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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.

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(605): woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder. http://tfl.nu/fadr

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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.

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(813): I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit. http://tfl.nu/1d92

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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.

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(616): Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine. http://tfl.nu/pixd

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You're gonna judge me.

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Howd you sleep with him already

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(720): You're gonna judge me. (303): Howd you sleep with him already http://tfl.nu/qfz4

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm

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(603): 100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm http://tfl.nu/mujv

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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know

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(908): We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know http://tfl.nu/8q22

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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.

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(316): I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas. http://tfl.nu/msox

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