Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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