i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
