She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Are we still banned from the library?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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