I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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