Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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