and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
