First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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