i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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