so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
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I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night