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• (207): View more from Maine

  saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.

  (513): View more from Ohio

  I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys

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• (914): View more from New York

  Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator

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• (707): View more from California

  People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.

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• (925): View more from California

  You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!

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• (607): View more from New York

  I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out

  (253): View more from Washington

  why what happened?

  (607): View more from New York

  Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

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• (714): View more from California

  I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?

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