i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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