I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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