I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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I think your husband is breaking up with me...
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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