Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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