dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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