Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
