Dual....:-)
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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