drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
