On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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