i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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