just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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