quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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