I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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