school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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