I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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