New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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