she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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