Banned from zoo.
Again?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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