are you so shy because you have an std?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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