why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You are a genius and a whore.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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