bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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