"it" just moved
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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