I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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