I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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