Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I licked your asshole in confidence.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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