Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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