She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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