Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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