physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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