honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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