I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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