When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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