oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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