rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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