I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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