brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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