is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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