I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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