Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Randomize
