is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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