If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Randomize
