do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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