So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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