guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The feeling are messing with the penis
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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