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say what?
wanna hang out?
Duck Duck Cougar?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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