Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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